MARRY US
- Regular wedding Package with all the bells and whistles -
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Initial (no obligations) video call to see if we're the right fit for each other
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IRL hang over a beer / cuppa to plan your ceremony
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Completion of all official government docs including NOIM
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Fully customised wedding ceremony to celebrate your unique style of lovin'
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Civil celebrant (moi) to perform your ceremony
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Unlimited email / phone contact
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Personalised for keeps marriage certificate
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PA system & Mic hire for ceremony
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Music for ceremony (3 songs)
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Recommendations for aligned vendors such as, photographer, cake, venue, videographer etc
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Official wedding certificate from BDM for name change etc
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Travel to and from your venue within 50km of Seaford (my hood). Add $100 for every 50km beyond there
Price - $1980

DYKE ON A BIKE
- With no Mic -
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Initial (no obligations) video call to see if we fit
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IRL hang over a beer / cuppa to plan your ceremony
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Completion of all official government docs including NOIM
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I ride into your ceremony on my Royal Enfield Cruiser motorbike
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Civil celebrant (moi) to perform your legal short and sweet marriage ceremony in leathers / branded vest (weather dependent)
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Photoshoot on the motorbike for you and your crew
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Up to 20 guests (unplugged ceremony)
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More guests can be negotiated if you can supply mic / speaker / music
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Pop up in a pub / cafe / park / home / back yard / carpark ... Get creative
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Unlimited email / phone contact
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Personalised for keeps marriage certificate
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Travel to and from your venue within 50km of Seaford (my hood). Add $100 for every 50km beyond there.
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Only available in Victoria between September - May (June-August is too cold/wet)
Price - $1925

DOLLY PARTON
-I WILL ALWAYS LOVE YOU-
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Initial (no obligations) video call to see if we're the right fit for each other
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IRL hang over a beer / cuppa to plan your ceremony
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Dolly Parton as your Celebrant (Renee the Celebrant in costume performing)
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Dolly twang and jokes incorporated into your fully customised ceremony
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Ceremony closes with Dolly's Classic 'I will always love you'
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Photo Op's with Dolly for you and your guests
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Completion of all official government docs including NOIM
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Fully customised wedding ceremony to celebrate your unique style of lurve.
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Unlimited email / phone contact
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Personalised for keeps marriage certificate
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PA system & Mic hire for ceremony (if needed)
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Music for ceremony (3 songs)
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Recommendations of alt vendors such as, photographer, cake, venue, videographer
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Official wedding certificate from BDM for name change etc
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Travel to and from your venue within 50km of Seaford (my hood). Add $100 for every 50km beyond there
Price - $2090

FLASH ROMANTICS
- FLASH WEDDINGS + TATTOOS -
Loved up Northsiders, we're offering you the trendiest way to get hitched this side of Brunswick, with Flash Romantics. Get married and tattooed with a collection of wedding photos to cherish, ‘til death do you part. LIMITED SPOTS AVAILABLE
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Short and sweet ceremony
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Retro wedding chapel at Studio Take Care in Brunswick
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All the glitzi decor provided
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Choose your favourite song to walk down the aisle to
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24 photos by Charlie Brophy
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Up to 16 guests
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A bottle of bubbles
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Flash tattoos for both lovers
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Completion of all official legal docs
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Personalised presentation marriage certificate
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An hour to spend in the event space followed by an hour of ink
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Sick add ons like video or a retro cake by Mali Bakes
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Don't want to get legally married? You don't have to. Have a commitment or poly ceremony instead!
Dates 2026:
13 December
Price - $3300
Spots very limited
for more info and bookings head to www.flashromantics.com

ONE WOMAN SHOW
- CELEBRANT, DJ & MC -
Book 3 vendors in 1 for a fraction of the price and I can assist in coordinating your entire day!
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Initial (no obligations) video call to see if we're the right fit for each other
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IRL hang over a beer / cuppa to plan your day
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Completion of all official government docs including NOIM
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Fully customised wedding ceremony to celebrate your unique style of lurve
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Civil celebrant (moi) to perform your ceremony
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DJ for up to 4 hours at your reception, my set is built around your taste in music
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I play your selected music playlist between the ceremony & dance-floor kicking off
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MC key moments throughout your reception, including games (if wanted)
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I follow the run sheet for the entire day, so you can relax and be present
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Unlimited email / phone contact
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Personalised presentation marriage certificate
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Mini PA system & Mic hire for ceremony
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Music for ceremony (3 songs)
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Recommendations for aligned vendors such as, photographer, cake, venue, videographer etc
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Official legal wedding certificate from BDM for name change etc
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Travel to and from your venue within 50km of Seaford (my hood). Add $100 for every 50km beyond there
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If your venue doesn't have a sound system for DJ/party volume music I can offer my QSC K10 2000w PA, mixer, DJ controller, smoke machine, DJ booth & party lights for hire - $495 extra, this includes set up and pack down (3 hours of extra work)
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This is an (up to) 8 hr wedding package that must be finished by 12am.
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Example: running time - 4pm ceremony, last song plays at 11:55pm
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I'm with you from start to finish - setting the tone with a sincere, fun, connected ceremony. On the dance-floor with you until the last banger of the night <3
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Want to hear me DJ? Click here!
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I get an inspo playlist from you to suss your music taste, then play something for diverse ages and tastes, reading the room on the night too!
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I straddle the line between old and young... I will connect with you, your pals, AND your oldies ;-)
Price - $3850

LEGALISE US
- MICRO WEDDING -
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Initial (no obligations) video call to see if we're the right fit for each other
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In person hangs for completion of all official legal docs incl NOIM
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I will write and perform your short and sweet ceremony
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Add personal vows and say cute stuff to one another during your ceremony
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Lovers + up to 20 guests only
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To add more guests it's $100 per 10 (as this is an elopement / micro wedding package, a speaker/mic is needed for more than 20 guests)
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Personalised presentation marriage certificate
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Pop up in a pub / cafe / park / home / boat / back yard / hot air balloon... get creative
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Travel to and from your venue within 50km of Seaford (my hood). Add $100 for every 50km beyond there
Price - $1320
*This package doesn't include amplification,
a mic, or ceremony music.

SIGN SOME SHIT
-WEEKDAYS LEGALS ONLY-
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Zoom meeting to fill out Notice of Intended Marriage Form together (NOIM)
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Lovers plus 2 witnesses in attendance only
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Unplugged ceremony at home, a cafe, bar, in a park, around a dining table... You choose
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This package is like a registry office wedding
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No extra guests allowed - Please see 'Legalise Us' package for anything bigger
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I will write and perform your short and sweet ceremony
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Add personal vows and say cute stuff to one another during your ceremony
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Personalised presentation marriage certificate
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This package can be used during evenings too, Thirsty Thursday signing anyone? ;-)
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Travel to and from your venue within 50km of Seaford (my hood). Add $100 for every 50km beyond there
Price - $650
*This package doesn't include amplification,
a mic, or ceremony music.

DJ | MC
-For a Non-Wedding Event
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Throwing a corporate event, birthday party, club night or private event that you need an open-format DJ for?
- Have an event coming up that you need a professional MC for?
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I play the music you want to hear, based on an inspo playlist, and reading the room.
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Want to hear me DJ? Click here!
DJ - $250 PH (min 2 hours)
MC - $250 PH (min 2 hours)
PA hire - $495
If your venue doesn't have a sound system for DJ/party volume music I can offer my QSC K10 2000w PA, mixer, DJ controller, smoke machine, DJ booth & party lights for hire - $495 extra, this includes set up and pack down (3 hours of extra work)

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